1. Notes: 11558 / 3 months ago  from antiocial (originally from dosv)
   Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?

   Girl: Liz

   Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?

   Girl: No, it's short for Lizard

   Girl eats boy

   Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time

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