January 2012
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November 2011
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It was a well dressed jaguar the entire time.
Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Girl: Liz
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time